Ooh! My Soul!
Top 10 Rock Music Conspiracies Found on the Net:
- Rivers Cuomo is Kurt Cobain
- Jim Morrison is alive and living in Oregon at a ranch
- Michael Jackson is living as a variety of aliases, ranging from burn victim Dave Dave to a heavily botox’d blonde woman who was at his funeral
- Freddie Mercury had a sex change and recreated himself as Lady Gaga
- Tupac Shakur is still recording music, as secretly coded in his songs
- Elvis Presley is in the witness protection program and sometimes visits Graceland
- Brian Jones was drowned in his pool
- Keith Richards died in the 70’s or 80’s and was replaced with a robot. Yeah.
- Led Zeppelin sold their souls to the devil in exchange for fame and ‘Stairway to Heaven’, -a Christian fundamentalist favourite!
and of course:
10. Paul is dead.
Kyle......Rock, Love, Soul, Leather, Life, Etc.....That's what goes on, but it gets a little random sometimes, too.....Enjoy yourself, and have yourself a nice day...."You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you just might find, you get what you need...".
